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time for another rant
its 12.30 on a sunday and im already bored
i mean why invent sundays?
its the most boring day of the week (asside from monday)
which is entirely my point, you spend the whole of sunday in the knowledge that tomorrow its back to work for another week.
I mean what a great thing to look forward to >.>
NOT!
cant go up the pub as having a hangover on a monday when your boss is just as pissed off to be at work as u increases your chances of getting fired by 234.6%
well with this being an ogame related forum i am half tempted to rant on about the total crap ideas being tried out in uni 42 but we all know they are utter bollocks so no need to elaborate
today i have decided to look at a hega huge topic and fail to explain its rather depressing meaning in a paragraph or so
so today its the joys of...
...cooking
years ago man invented the steak, the steak taisted foul and cold
so man was forced to invent fire to turn steak into warm tasty gormet food
i mean all the cave women wanted guys who could cook
now things are really fucked up
go to the fish n chippy and pay £3.40 for a fish and £1.10 for a portion of chips
yet go to some london resteraunt and pay £25 for a piece of fish the size of a 2p and 4 chips, just cause some dude whos been on TV owns the resteraunt that made it.
i mean its like 4x4 cars, useless, fat, ugly fuel gobbling piles of waistful shit!
seriously, why do you need a 4x4 if you dont go offroad?
so your seat is slightly higher than everyone else giving you a mislead feeling of being better than everyone
its the same reason why people pay £25 for a lousy excuse for a meal, just to feel more important because they have money
having something because you like it is fine
but having something just to show off you got money, or to make yourself feel important is totally anal
if you got loads of money why not spend it on useful things like a butler (called alfred) or someone to do all the jobs u dont want to do
if you spend all your money on showing off that you have money you will run out fast and people will laugh at you
anyway
rant over